The Illuminati

"N.H.H.A.U.G.H.E.R.S? Private army of the New World Order? The folks waging outsourced shadow wars in twenty countries around the globe, and recently cleared to operate on US soil?"

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"N.H.H.A.U.G.H.E.R.S is a private military and security company with over $100 billion of taxpayer's money in US government contracts to its name. This private and truly corrupted government organization and black operation is so similar to Team NHHAUGHERS,."

―N.H. description on his company.

N.H.H.A.U.G.H.E.R.S is a private military company and security contractor, that is partly a black operation and is an government organization division. Furthermore, the minority on N.H.H.A.U.G.H.E.R.S is a community organization as well, but the majority is that N.H.H.A.U.G.H.E.R.S is a terrorist organization also.

N.H.H.A.U.G.H.E.R.S is also a fictitious religious cult which inhales several cohorts in and out of the current paradigm. Its adherents are known as epsilonists. They believe that there are several paradigms although it does ascend from the 1st and the 10th.

Divisions

There are five divisions in the company.

The first division is a terrorist organization. Furthermore, this is the division that provides onsite and property protection with uniformed guards; these guards can be seen patrolling their assigned properties with marked cars or walking the premises with a guard dog. Other guards can be seen protecting the Humane Labs and Research and have different clothing than the standard guards. They mainly offer private security to N.H. himself under his orders, and they rarely help out the public law enforcement in major incidents. N.H. is the terrorist leader of this division, and would lead his own terrorist group to cause explosions on, score a heist on nuclear weapons, bombfire a couple of major areas in Londonshire with their own air squad and their extreme weaponry, send hit squads to cause chaos in a couple of areas, start a revolution on the government that would include riots, hack into a couple of systems to take over the entire internet and use them to gain access to their tasks and the complete total of all the money from the bank, steal the military's convoy and threaten the nuke the entire city with chaos unless their agree to disband the government entirely and obey his corrupt law and 10 commandments.

The second division is a government organization that has a paramilitary force equipped and trained for high-risk operations; this division is comprised primarily of former military servicemen, possibly Special Forces. The government employs this division as a courier service and it is implied the FBI and CIA use this as hired backup to protect their own corrupt crimes in their government waged war, although N.H. would get involved and take all their spoils by manipulating both governments on the same occasion. They also own a ship; a SS Bulker which holds a nuclear bomb and newly armed vehicles that N.H. has ordered to use for achieving his goals. N.H. is the leader of this division and would create wars between the FBI and CIA, which would involve the police, DEA, SWAT and the military also. On this occasion, N.H. would order the deaths of a couple of agents, the robbery of their maintained possessions,

The third division is a politician organization that is the courier service which transports art, artifacts and perishables for collectors and museums. This division will be show wearing black and white fancy clothing's, though it would only show suits and tuxedos. In this division, N.H. is shown the be a crime lord and a ruthless arms dealer more than just a crooked mercenary leader and a bounty hunter.

The fourth division is a community organization that is a crime organization also. They would wear grey mercenary outfits. In this division, N.H. would either send bounty hunters to kill drug dealers, along with a couple of drug lords and gangsters also, also capture crime lords, gang lords and high ranked gangsters for thousands of rewards, OR send mercenaries to go undercover to investigate gang wars, deal meetings, alliances & contracts, and business with corrupt cops; this division is comprised to take charge of a large number of gang families, along with corrupt cops and a couple of crime syndicates that are also partly members of a crime organization known as The Commission. However, this division has shown to participate with a couple of crime syndicates and corrupt cops under orders of N.H., who creates all diversions. An example of a crime syndicate that N.H.H.A.U.G.H.E.R.S would team up with are the NHHAUGHERS Syndicate, N.H. would become a crime lord and would lead everything and take all the ranks of his ambition and goals.

The fifth division is a religious organization.

Beliefs

1. The world is 2000 years old, and it doesn't age.
2. Ambition are you allies and Limitation are your enemies
3. God had ambition to be born and to create everything else, so Ambition is our true master
4. We all come from the same tree. But we live in different worlds
5. In this world of ours, there are only families, and no friends
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7. Men are supposed to lie with nine new partners a week. Women are supposed to lie with six, except for in July, when they must lie with five men a day.
8. Aliens exist and are present on earth. If you have a birth mark, you may be descended from Kraff, the famous Emperor of the 4th Paradigm.
9. Trees talk, but only some people hear them.
10. People who believe in something live much longer than atheists, and they have eternal life thrown in for good measure.
11. If you believe this and turn you hands and wallet over to EPSILONISM, you’ll live a happy life. Otherwise you are doomed.
12. KIFFLOM - HAPPINESS IS YOURS! KIFFLOM!